Generation Gap

Sunday, August 26, 2007

9:29 PM - Generation Gap
Current mood: exhausted
Category: Life


I came across this at The Shifted Librarian and thought I would share it with everyone (i.,e., TAMI this one is for YOU!).

You know you're as old as I'm getting if you "mispronounce" the last point made... I'll let you figure it out...



Beloit List for Librarians
By jenny on future

..> ..> This year's Beloit College Mindset List (for the class of 2011) came out yesterday. I love these lists because they point out to me how much things have changed since I was a teenager. I think of myself as being somewhere around the age of 24, even though I'm well more than a decade past that, so it's helpful for me to have reminders that my view of the world is shaped by different forces than those who come after me. Logically, I know these things, but the Beloit List always brings these thoughts to the forefront when I read facts like the following.

What Berlin wall?
They never "rolled down" a car window.
"Off the hook" has never had anything to do with a telephone.
Music has always been "unplugged."
Most phone calls have never been private.
The World Wide Web has been an online tool since they were born. (I quibble a bit with this, but certainly they've grown up with it.)
So this got me thinking about what a Beloit College Mindset List focused on libraries for the class of 2011 might include. Adding to numbers 3, 4, and 6 above, here are a few broad strokes I came up with that we should take into consideration when re-examining our services (remembering that these don't apply just to current freshmen).

Their cell phones have always let them access information, not just people, wherever they are.
Video games have always been a social activity.
They have always had to narrow down search results (rather than expand them).
They have always used a different medium to communicate with their friends than with adults.
They may never write a check. (I don't think I need the "may," but just in case.)
They think of communication in 160-character chunks.
Their default expectation is wireless access.
They have never started a search at an "advanced" screen.
They store information and documents on keychains.
They have always copied and pasted.
"." is pronounced "dot," not "period."


THE FULL LIST:


BELOIT COLLEGE'S MINDSET LIST®
FOR THE CLASS OF 2011
Most of the students entering College this fall, members of the Class of 2011, were born in 1989. For them, Alvin Ailey, Andrei Sakharov, Huey Newton, Emperor Hirohito, Ted Bundy, Abbie Hoffman, and Don the Beachcomber have always been dead.


What Berlin wall?
Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public.







Rush Limbaugh and the "Dittoheads" have always been lambasting liberals.
They never "rolled down" a car window.
Michael Moore has always been angry and funny.
They may confuse the Keating Five with a rock group.
They have grown up with bottled water.
General Motors has always been working on an electric car.
Nelson Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa.
Pete Rose has never played baseball.
Rap music has always been mainstream.
Religious leaders have always been telling politicians what to do, or else!
"Off the hook" has never had anything to do with a telephone.
Music has always been "unplugged."
Russia has always had a multi-party political system.
Women have always been police chiefs in major cities.
They were born the year Harvard Law Review Editor Barack Obama announced he might run for office some day.
The NBA season has always gone on and on and on and on.
Classmates could include Michelle Wie, Jordin Sparks, and Bart Simpson.
Half of them may have been members of the Baby-sitters Club.
Eastern Airlines has never "earned their wings" in their lifetime.
No one has ever been able to sit down comfortably to a meal of "liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and has always employed more workers than GM.
Being "lame" has to do with being dumb or inarticulate, not disabled.
Wolf Blitzer has always been serving up the news on CNN.
Katie Couric has always had screen cred.
Al Gore has always been running for president or thinking about it.
They never found a prize in a Coca-Cola "MagiCan."
They were too young to understand Judas Priest's subliminal messages.
When all else fails, the Prozac defense has always been a possibility.
Multigrain chips have always provided healthful junk food.
They grew up in Wayne's World.
U2 has always been more than a spy plane.
They were introduced to Jack Nicholson as "The Joker."
Stadiums, rock tours and sporting events have always had corporate names.
American rock groups have always appeared in Moscow.
Commercial product placements have been the norm in films and on TV.
On Parents' Day on campus, their folks could be mixing it up with Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz with daughter Zöe, or Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with son Cody.
Fox has always been a major network.
They drove their parents crazy with the Beavis and Butt-Head laugh.
The "Blue Man Group" has always been everywhere.
Women's studies majors have always been offered on campus.
Being a latchkey kid has never been a big deal.
Thanks to MySpace and Facebook, autobiography can happen in real time.
They learned about JFK from Oliver Stone and Malcolm X from Spike Lee.
Most phone calls have never been private.
High definition television has always been available.
Microbreweries have always been ubiquitous.
Virtual reality has always been available when the real thing failed.
Smoking has never been allowed in public spaces in France.
China has always been more interested in making money than in reeducation.
Time has always worked with Warner.
Tiananmen Square is a 2008 Olympics venue, not the scene of a massacre.


The purchase of ivory has always been banned.
MTV has never featured music videos.
The space program has never really caught their attention except in disasters.
Jerry Springer has always been lowering the level of discourse on TV.
They get much more information from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert than from the newspaper.
They're always texting 1 n other.
They will encounter roughly equal numbers of female and male professors in the classroom.
They never saw Johnny Carson live on television.
They have no idea who Rusty Jones was or why he said "goodbye to rusty cars."
Avatars have nothing to do with Hindu deities.
Chavez has nothing to do with iceberg lettuce and everything to do with oil.
Illinois has been trying to ban smoking since the year they were born.
The World Wide Web has been an online tool since they were born.
Chronic fatigue syndrome has always been debilitating and controversial.
Burma has always been Myanmar.
Dilbert has always been ridiculing cubicle culture.
Food packaging has always included nutritional labeling.