I was watching Laws of Attraction this morning.
It's a movie I've not seen all the way through in one sitting. I've seen bits and pieces here and there, but never really seen it from start to finish. I still can't say that I've seen the beginning, but at least I finally got to see at least from the middle on.
The movie has a character in it that reminded me of the rock star "Catfight" in what can only be called one of the best movies ever... My Chauffeur.
So of course I had to look My Chauffeur up on the web to see if it was the same actor. It wasn't. But the nice thing about imbd.com is that it gives a list of quotes from movies... I'm such a child of the 80s that I sat here reading through these and laughing until I cried... that and my dear mother will still quote the second set listed below... it's kind of a running inside family joke...
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Catfight: Jesus jumpin' Christ. Look.
Bimbo: What?
Catfight: A blue woman with a blue dog.
Beebop: No.
Catfight: Yes.
Boom Boom: She ain't blue.
Catfight: Her hair's blue.
Beebop: That counts.
Catfight: Dog's blue.
Bimbo: That's 20,000 points.
Boom Boom: Gotta get her underwear.
Catfight: I'll get 'em.
[growls]
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Casey: [Southern Belle Accent] My, my, it's hot. But thank God it's not sticky. I just hate it when it's sticky. Listen to silly me. A sticky desert. That's as foolish as a... an intelligent woman. How ridiculous. What nonsense. God, I miss Tara.
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McBride: What are you doing?
Casey: I came for a job.
McBride: This is Brentwood Limousines Ltd.
Casey: I know, I came to be a driver.
[the elder driver is getting visibly excited]
McBride: Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.
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McBride: Giles.
Giles: Yes, sir.
McBride: Get her a uniform
Casey: [Chasing after Giles] Hey, slow down. What's your problem? Where ya goin', Babe? It is "Babe", isn't it?
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Giles: You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines?
Casey: Woo - Baby.
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Bone: Ok ladies it's time for the GRATUITOUS NUDITY. You supply the nudity, and we supply the gratuity.
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McBride: You're deluded.
Casey: [gasps] I've never had a 'lude in my life.
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Casey: Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer?
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Jenkins: A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around.
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O'Brien: Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn't handle that, could you?
Jenkins: I've seen enough titties in my time.
Moses: I haven't.
Fourth Chauffeur: Been a hundred years since I seen a good titty.
Moses: No such thing as a bad titty.
Jenkins: Goddamn it. There now. That's my point. The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples.
Moses: Didn't mention nipples.
Fourth Chauffeur: We was speaking of the titty as a whole.
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Casey: Rise and shine.
Catfight: [Popping up from under covers] Take off your clothes and get into bed.
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Catfight: All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win.
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McBride: A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog.
Casey: She was worth 20,000 points.
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McBride: Don't get your nipples hard. you've got a long way to go before you're hired.
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Casey: We've been driving around in circles for two hours. I'm getting dizzy.
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Casey: They send me out last. You get me, you've hit bottom. I'm the last cookie in the jar.
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Casey: Oh, eat me.
Battle: What did you say?
Casey: Will we be stopping for lunch?
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Casey: Oh, what are you so worried about? I'm not going to get girly bugs on you.
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Bone: What planet you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head?
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Bone: This is the club I hang at. And the problem is I'm going to be walking in with a guy dressed as a waterbed.
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McBride: You're running a goddamned whorehouse on wheels, woman. I can't have that.
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Battle: FUCKING BITCH.
Casey: There you go.
Battle: SCREW HER.
Casey: That's right.
Battle: Yeah, I didn't like her anyway. She smelled funny.
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Charmaine: The more you spend on shoes the less you can walk in them. Do you understand?
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Jenkins: You sure it wasn't a snow white kangaroo and her majesty just climbed on its back and hopped off to court?
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Bone: Listen, if you have a little more trouble getting that skirt off I'll give you another hundred.
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Casey: Oh mister, you can't do that. you don't know how sick you're gonna be. I just went through this with my dog.
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